What? Why would I want to do that?
Famous words. Or at least they could have been famous, had their speaker gotten off their duff and accomplished something instead of asking inane questions and placing them in website intros. Instead, he should have grabbed the closest shovelware title and participated in the first annual REVIEW A BAD GAME DAY!
Just review a bad game? That's it?
Yup, that’s pretty much the gist of it. Fill out the form below with what game you’re planning on reviewing and we’ll add it to our list. Once you’ve published your review online, you can either email us or fill out the form again and we’ll let everyone know where they can find your stuff. Be creative! While text reviews are great, you can submit your review in any format: video, comics, clay sculpture, interpretive dance... anything goes! If you or your site is doing multiple bad reviews, be sure to email us.
It's Over!
Hey, thanks for participating! The form is closed until next year, but if you've got any questions, last-minute submissions, or amendments, please email Eric.
The Wall of Honour
These women and men risked their lives to bring you their honest opinions on these absolutely trite titles. Remember their sacrifices.
Dim/un-dim reviews I've seen.- Color a Dinosaur Lee Grithiffths
- Guardians of the Hood (Arcade) Tony Ferrol
- Crime Fighters Ant Cooke
- Tokukou Shojo Ant Cooke
- Action 52 FamiComplex
- The Last Starfighter Eric Bailey
- Superman 64 Brad Fish
- Decor Wreckers (ZX Spectrum) Ant
- Pit Fighter vs Time Cop vs War Gods Paul Darbyshire
- Offroad Extreme! Special Edition (Wii) Tim Latshaw
- Contra Force Hagen Dragmire
- Athena Chris Septicor
- Total Recall Alana
- Carnival Funfair Games (Wii) Josh Moorcraft-Jones
- Fisher-Price Firehouse Rescue Atsinganoi
- F-16 Fighter (Master System) Lancashire Game Room
- Transformers: Mystery of Convoy (Famicom) Rob Clay
- Fox's Peter Pan and the Pirate (NES) Chris Carboni
- Animorphs: Shattered Reality Woodyman
- J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings: Volume 1 (SNES) Isstvan82
- Darksiders Tom Hall
- Renegade (NES) Victor Max Vellon
- Winter Games (NES) Eric Congdon
- Kid Kool Kevin Willingham
- Hard Drivin' ausretrogamer
- Cybernoid (NES) Ryan Postlethwait (Mega Beardo)
- Deathkeep (PC) Magisterrex
- Team USA Basketball Retrosportsgamer
- ET 2600 Johnny L. de Alba
- Shaq Fu Gaarathedancingpanda
- Xevious MisterBo
- Wreckless: The Yakuza Missions (Gamecube) Kayleigh Powis (8-Bit Girl)
- European Bus Simulator Alan Williamson
- Sims 3 (3DS) Daniel Switzer
- Oneechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad (XBOX360) Marios Drakopoulos
- Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days Gary Hawkins
- Revolution X (SNES) Cyrax
- Double Dare (NES) Nesdude
- Where's waldo? (nes) Lauren (The World is Square)
- Last Action Hero (Sega Genesis) King Baby Duck
- Rival Turf Joe Drilling
- Superman (NES) J.T. Murphy
- Vacation Isle: Beach Party (Wii) Chris Tansley
- Super Noah's Ark 3D Dustin Faber
- SPRay Matthew Green
- Sesame Street Countdown Retro Redemption
- Friday the 13th (nes) Nathan
- Where's Waldo NES Giancarlo Marcelli
- Musashi: Samurai Legend (PS2) Donald Cole
- The Earth Defend (aka Earth Defense) for Sega Genesis MetalFRO
- Shadow the Hedgehog Earl Rufus
- M.U.S.C.L.E. (NES) Parko
- Clock Tower 2: The Struggle Within Connor White
- Lee Enfield in the Tournament of Death (C64) @gwobcke
- Michael Jordan's Chaos in the Windy City Alex Weiss
- Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game Arturo Cancino @ArtCancino
- Anticipation (NES) UKNESBoy
- The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim The_Valerie
- The Great Space Race (ZX Spectrum) Level Up Gaming
- Defender of the Crown (NES) AND Conan (NES) Darkhyrulelord
- Bible Adventures (NES) Michiel de Groot
- Skyward Sword Peisinoe
- Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon WhaleyMAX
- Xenophobe Classic L337 (Scott)
- Final Fantasy XII Jean-Paul aka Ultima Black Mage
- Suzuka Temple of Retro
- Fox's Peter Pan & the Pirates Joseph Shaffer/Joe the Destroyer
- Home Improvement: Power Tool Pursuit Lucas White
- Super Paper Mario Fryguy64
- Spyro Orange: The Cortext Conspiracy Jonathan Chapman
- Mario is Missing Antonio Q
- Muppet Adventure: Chaos at the Carnival Joey B
- Cruis'n USA Simon Reed (Retro Revisited)
- Windy X Windham Walter Williams (WillyFourEyes)
- Ballz 3D Douglas Carter
- Total Recall (NES) Evan Hirsh
- Sonic R Joshua Caleb
- Friday the 13th (NES) Power Pak Blog
- The Blues Brothers Mr Sands
- Godzilla: Monster of Monsters (NES) @mrlasertron
- Shadow the Hedgehog Earl Rufus
- Fire Fly (Atari 2600) DTM (Crisisded)
- Sonic Adventure 7 HeavyMetalGamerShow
- Blood Rayne: Betrayal Digmbot
- Bokosuka Wars NamoDyn
- G.I. Joe: The RISE of Cobra D. J. Tatsujin
- Ghosts 'N Goblins Rob Hamilton
- Fist of the North Star: 10 Big Brawls for the King of Universe David Haydon
- Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride Amy
- My Hero Heidi Ekstrand
- Springer Pete
Extra Stuff
If you'd like to include the Turd Ribbon in your review, you can download a zip file with a bunch of colours and the .svg source if you've got a vector art program.